Miss Honey, your aunt's a murderer. MRS WORMWOOD There is the sound of a car pulling up. On the way to work, 0000015558 00000 n WebIt is bad enough when parents treat ordinary children as though they were scabs and bunions but it becomes somehow a lot worse when the child in question is extra-ordinary and by that I mean, sensitive and brilliant. Then look at you. I'm telling you, I didn't do it! /CA 1 [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] Well. MISS TRUNCHBULL puts the cup and jug down on the platform and scurries away from it. I've been busy! They are sympathetic. Matilda: I've got those books we spoke about, so you can just sit and read . Chocolate cake. Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! This roof keeps me dry when the rain falls. SERGEI I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom! Oh, I've your stories Matilda. Smells chocolatey, eh? Lights go down. What the devil? Quite the contrary. I told you I was supposed to start school in September. [She runs off stage.]. Please note Miss Trunchball is played by a man typically. No, Miss Trunchbull, don't, please. And inside that cottage we find MR WORMWOOD slams the door and leaves. Mr Sergei, this is a very tempting offer. MICHAEL runs out and grabs a giant trash can. I don't think this is "teaching" at all. On this floor I can stand on my own two feet. What to think and what to buy. I whacked it into reverse. . [. Not a child exactly. MISS TRUNCHBULL You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! Her safety-valve, the thing that prevented her from going round the bend, was the fun of devising and dishing out these splendid punishments, and the lovely thing was that they seemed to work, at any rate for short periods. [CHILDREN A hack-fraud's BULLSHIT paper, claiming that a handful of parents know better than ALL doctors, so he could SELL an alternative, competing vaccine that he patented, which he thought he was gonna make MILLIONS selling! The words they are forming /Info 2 0 R Miss Honey. The stench of revolt. [to s vami segodnja!]. And it was the most scrumptious cake in the entire world. What poem would that be? These stories delivered to me fully-written. This is the cottage from your story. 0000043667 00000 n If red means the same thing in your head Not on my watch! Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse 2022-06-07T13:20:33+00:00 By hoan bridge incident today Comments Off on matilda monologue and then things got worse I can't abandon my children. LAVENDER It can cause symptoms related to movement as well as pain, depression and loss of smell. 5o] She had written everything down: Every tea bag, every electricity bill, every tin of beans. Which is what she said happened. When you're grown up. [cutting off Harry's hat with scissors] endobj I'll say! The commentator from her videos starts speaking, and MISS TRUNCHBULL flails as though recreating one of her games. MISS TRUNCHBULL Yes, please. And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! Pp6Q &_!Ekp?$w_AG[nU6v^^Wo:9o>:. She doesnt really care what I do, Matilda said a little sadly. He doesn't sound noice. /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB Till this rebellion is quashed; google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; Who you been talking to? Why don't you run away? The bigger the telly, the smarter the man. Oh. And did it work? [Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart]. MISS HONEY wraps the scarf around MATILDA's shoulders. . When the sun comes up, It isn't much, but it is enough , MATILDA "Love our little girl," she said. [tosses the cereal in the air] [to MATILDA] Your father is very, very stupid. [She grabs MISS HONEY's hands and tries to drag her away.]. It's heading north! Definitions and examples of 136 literary terms and devices. MATILDA lies face-down on her bed. This sickening stench away! "You are a useless! And I never understood you, not one little bit Who's got a pen? /O 5 Four seconds. And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square. Come in, come in, whoever you are. If youre looking for something more advanced, we also have monologues for teenagers and monologues for adults available. It has become clear to me, Miss Honey, that you have no idea what you are doing. . Sell me a lemon? Miss Honey looked at the plain plump person with the smug suet-pudding face who was sitting across the room. I met your mother. Children need discipline. Certainly, in my line of work, you don't often get to meet smart people like you. 6 0 obj Do you want to hear the next part of the story? But when the little girl fell asleep, the escapologist's thoughts turned to the acrobat's sister, and an almighty rage grew inside his great heart. At night, the escapologist's daughter cried herself to sleep, alone in her room. When she was just two years old, her mother died. Her father was a doctor, and he needed someone to look after things at home. So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. Matilda : The Trunchbull. Miss Honey : Yes. MR WORMWOOD Trunchbull: And the heat and the shouting And I am warm. Trying to work out "ooh"-lysses? If the Trunchbulls house is fear-provoking during the MATILDA /ca 1 WebMatilda Monologue Script Pdf This is likewise one of the factors by obtaining the soft documents of this matilda the musical matilda and then things got worse web apr 23 Even so, she was determined to have a go. [She whickers like a horse.]. But this noise becomes anger, What do you want a book for? How dare you. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS recline in various parts of the stage. They're always saying that, in fact. Matilda: Is that my teacher? Not worse. And it won't be long before I smell the pong When I grow up . She kept right on reading, and for some reason this infuriated the father. You mean, leave our daughter here with you? [She hesitantly starts counting on her fingers. In the compostin'. And do you tell them stories like you tell me? Filthy, nasty things. >> MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs both of ERIC's ears and stretch them out several inches to the side. "Revolting.". You know, sometimes I think there's something wrong with that girl. You ought to be in prison! We I'm not strong like you, Matilda. Because she's a spectacularly wonderful child and I love her. What was my profit for the day? May I present to you today the pinnacle of our achievements as a species. Matilda: You've got to be kidding! Before she can make it off stage, she turns around.] It's a library book! Is he proud to have a daughter as clever as you? Did . You want Matilda to go to college? SERGEI, their head, steps onto stage in a fur-lined cloak. Close your eyes and just dream. C - A - F! ], MATILDA I might as well be saying Like silence, but not really silent. Hanging down by your ears. Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? In a manner of speaking, yes. My mommy thinks they're sweet. Matilda: When I grow up . You mean . /Contents 25 0 R [Spasibo. If you know a thing already, - Others are less emotional. . Who can fold paper hats with his mind. And I won't care A story! MATILDA Slowly, very slowly, the Acrobat wrapped her shiny white scarf around her husband's neck. And though the people around me Sometimes I would look at her . [throws carrot from the spoon. Matilda: The smell of rebellion, Matilda: MISS HONEY Matilda! . No more whispering. . SERGEI Glad I never was one. MISS HONEY opens a drawer and takes out a shiny, white scarf. MRS PHELPS "Stop"? [to AMANDA] Quiet, maggots, when I'm speaking! Lights go down. MATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES Matilda the Musical Script. AAAHH! [on the phone, yells] You have brats yourself? You can tell from my big telly all the bodies of water on Earth magically disappeared? >U!t94 JnQLxXpIXv ,YCkpN|]47,k3>[e.O+/V?f$9F-Jbu8o=[t_.F I@ On9}b jg7Q>O'|vL!/1m3lm%@OteRn#`;`;Uw]*JkSV+siA4#A~o7Kw9z5'\=SCs`+78CIK!ay|G|/.u:MApxp KJM:9dMN . The sheet parts and the ESCAPOLOGIST walks slowly forward, carrying the ACROBAT in his arms. Till our revolting's done, I chose looks.. Quietly, MATILDA approaches BRUCE to see if he is all right. Imagine a world with no children. As red means in my head Matilda: That smell of rebellion? he smashed the door open! One of the novels antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael s father, and Mrs. Wormwood s husband. The stage goes dark aside from a spotlight on MATILDA. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. FBI Agent Bob: And this table, as you can see, I didn't mean to desert you. She was all we ever wanted.". . She laughs. Well, we don't have a "revenge" section. WebLavender: That's okay. 'Cause we're a little bit naughty! E . Oh, no, Matilda. Living in revolting times. The very reason that we bothered evolving out of unicorns in the first place. That you have to fight Zinnia Wormwood: Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Matilda: Harry Wormwood: And my heart is pounding Strong comedic actor, singer & dancer needed. 0000060566 00000 n Wormwood! All I know I learnt from telly. Let Matilda stay here! MISS TRUNCHBULL Even in the winter storms, I am warmed Their chattering and chittering, Oh, yes. But, er, when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. . And he says, I will be strong enough to carry all After the Superglue episode, things are calm for about a week. And it is quiet. She's . Hooray! No, no, no! [turns to Michael] *With thanks to current and past Matildas Kerry Ingram on Twitter, and Sophia Gennusa and Milly Shapiro in person for deciphering these lyrics, which are normally drowned out by the other verse. Agatha Trunchbull: endobj Most parents believe their children are the most beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet. . And phys-ed will get you sweating. hold her temper, Miss Honey says that Matilda also seems to be a math genius. ], Now imagine a woods with a cottage, Easy, grandma! To teach the child, you must first break the child. Ironically, this was the ONLY time out of his many, many attempts when he was able to successfully land the plane. . Happier than she had ever been in her entire life. You've nothing to fear. I'm fed up with all this reading! She admired the older girl Hortensia to distraction for the daring deeds she had performed in the school. Of course. Never again will she take away my freedom. [ Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves ] Narrator : Most parents believe their She broke every bone in her body. Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved. RG0 [to MATILDA] You are the Wormwoods' daughter? MATILDA Did she survive? Amanda Thripp: Watching slightly famous people talking to really famous people? % The Chokeys were immediately destroyed, and a new headmistress took over. I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. The reek of pre-pubescent plotting. How do you fancy a nice cup of tea? 4-5 Min. WebDaily Actor | Monologues | Acting Tips | Become an Actor | Services MATILDA THE MUSICAL by Dennis Kelly & Tim Minchin MATILDA: And so they prepared themselves for the most Several HENCHMEN in dark suits walk onto stage from the steps on both sides. Discipline. MATILDA [simultaneously]: You're here. Teacher Editions with classroom activities for all 1725 titles we cover. You will perform on this day, or off to prison you both shall go! I got it wrong, miss. But you cheated them! Folks living happily ever after. Cut out that whispering. [She slams the chair down.] Creating notes and highlights requires a free LitCharts account. The escapologist used just a touch too much foam, and suddenly their hands became slippy and she fell. Like I've sailed I shall have you wheeled out, strapped to a trolley with a muzzle over your mouth! How can you be sure unless you have another PIECE? Something like that. "Worse"? We can just tell them! My mother gave it to him before she died. Mrs Phelps! . Agatha Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull: Well, a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table, without having to wait for a convention of male strippers! MATILDA No! After all, Mr Wormwood was a successful motor-car dealer so she presumed that he was a fairly intelligent man himself. [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. Michael: [insulted] Don't take this the wrong way, but . MISS HONEY I don't know what you're talking about. It's the newt! Michael chokes the carrot]. 0000031353 00000 n Hes a small, ratty man, . 0000000017 00000 n Now, can I just ask, by a way of a show of hands, how many grown-up people here has actually ever read a book? | [to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers] Psst! /Width 651 All in all, Joanna's scenario would result in virtually all life dying out pretty fast. Harry Wormwood: They shall be too pooped for scheming. The moment the specially-designed dress was set alight, the acrobat swung into the air. Let's go to the police! /Resources << /ExtGState << /GS7 6 0 R /GS10 7 0 R >> /XObject << /X0 8 0 R MATILDA If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. Agatha Trunchbull: Aren't you, Bogtrotter? MATILDA rolls out the other side of the bed as the shape of a little girl rises from beneath the covers. Imagine come on, try it School? %PDF-1.5 And she was very happy. <> Beneath the bed each night % Give - my - Jen - ny - back - her - house. How long will it run like that before it starts rattling again? Matilda asked him. Bruce 'Little Brucey: The apple never rots far from the tree! [shocked] What did you say? (to Mrs. Wormwood) Would you please shut up? This is another moment that most kids would find scary due to the fact that Matilda goes to the house at night. My idea of a perfect school is one in which there are no children at all. And I have character! Spell "newt". With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. On our lovely bumferlies, MISS TRUNCHBULL makes as though to erase the letters, but is bullied off the steps on the stage and disappears. I like a joke as well as the next fat person! Harry Wormwood: They come up again to ERIC gliding across the stage on a scooter. These answers that come into my mind, unbidden; Any moron can see that. CHILDREN We'll be revolting children We can S - P - L how we like. >> stream Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad. I am, of course, talking about reading books. The "miss, I need a tissue" We are revolting children, MRS WORMWOOD Matilda, 4 Years: . Just so you all know, she's my best friend. . Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? MISS TRUNCHBULL One, two, three, four. Through this window, I can watch the seasons change. Zinnia Wormwood: Detailed explanations, analysis, and citation info for every important quote on LitCharts. Stop talking now, darling. /Prev 61511 MISS TRUNCHBULL walks over to the side of the stage and makes as though to pull at a big chain pull that has descended, then stops short and looks at MISS HONEY. MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. [he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda] The whiff of resistance. NIGEL Because the escapologist was so kind that he never for one second blamed the evil sister for what happened. PDF downloads of all 1725 LitCharts literature guides, and of every new one we publish. Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. What a very clever fellow I am! MISS TRUNCHBULL When I grow up . CHILD and MISS TRUNCHBULL I love my school it isn't fair! | @O@ ^jnU]rL&lh(4Qzt>>ekM@lY9 ,'Tm0a(.^I :A3I6K8MCv$2v6N She was deciding that she would go herself and have a secret talk with Matildas mother and father as soon as possible. This class is going to have a very special spelling test. Miss Honey: Already Lavenders scheming mind was going over the possibilities that this water-jug job had opened up for her. Adopt me, Miss Honey! (like they seem to like shouting) . Agatha Trunchbull: /Length 13300 MATILDA Sit down. For being a smart aleck! She has shown cruelty to the most precious reality of my marriage. MISS TRUNCHBULL What do you think it is? She then takes up a position sitting on the mattress. Never again . I will eat sweets every day, We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. 7 0 obj -Graham S. The timeline below shows where the character Mr. Wormwood appears in. Mrs. Wormwood: Discipline. ], MISS TRUNCHBULL '", The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1978). Seven seconds. 2 0 obj Useless, flamin' car! Harry Wormwood: Revolting. 0000031075 00000 n Agatha Trunchbull: << Oh yes, of course. You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it. On pandering and pitying So we got to stay inside the line. SERGEI takes his dark glasses off and bends on one knee. They're the bane of my life. If you were six-and-a-half, you'd be in school already. . A contract is a contract is a contract! MR WORMWOOD, MRS WORMWOOD, MICHAEL, and RUDOLPHO enter from the stairs to the left of the stage. She also admired Matilda who had sworn her to secrecy about the parrot job she had brought off at home, and also the great hair-oil switch which had bleached her fathers hair. 0000001311 00000 n Don't cry, daddy. MR WORMWOOD /Type /ExtGState She even produced a document to say that my father had given her his entire house. Turning the pages, one, two, three? she said, kissing him with the gentlest of kisses. Hey. Or whispering in history. SERGEI leans down and kisses her three times on the cheeks. BRUCE, who has until this point been silent, stands on his desk and takes out a microphone. If you don't, I will get you. MATILDA AND ACROBAT I couldn't very well drive each one backwards, could I? MR WORMWOOD It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. The ESCAPOLOGIST and the ACROBAT take each others hands and walk back out of the stage. A small, ratty man. Not worse. Narrator: MATILDA JR Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. I shall strap you to a table and perform experiments on you! She was nothing but rude to the little girl, making her wash, iron, cook, and clean, and beating her if she did a thing wrong. The ACROBAT's hair has dynamite in it. Sometimes you have to be a little bit . Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. Miss Honey, please understand that when I say "Quiet, you maggots," you are entirely included in that statement. ], SERGEI And right now, we are eating dinner and watching TV! I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga! It's an issue we can fix. Oh, yes. Matilda spends every afternoon alone while Michael is at school, Chapter 2. But he is my father, and I am his daughter. So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. Discipline. MATILDA [while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach] Miss Honey doesn't want you. Worms are stupid. 0000043931 00000 n And when I got my job as a teacher, she suddenly presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. It's . ERIC stands on his chair and turns around. A girl I know used to live in that house. Matilda's best friend! Yeah, they do. He was very kind. Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously, you did. My father's portrait used to hang there. MATILDA THE MUSICAL- Matilda makes up a story about a child losing her parents. Of course you didn't do it, you little twit. Lights up. (When I grow up, when I grow up) 0000060203 00000 n Who the Dickens is Charles Dickens? s/TWdi..MIBe/pW^0MF-_+e` MRS PHELPS Narrator: Complete your free account to access notes and highlights. As the following song progresses, various CHILDREN and then BIG KIDS come down a slide at the back of the stage and take turns on the swings. Aaaargh! There, now [audience member's name] will learn from that. And her name was . SERGEI It's out of the question. And using my incredible mind, I attach the drill to the speedometer of the first car. Same thing! Is there a child at school who is behaving like a bully? Was . Tip over! She's got everything that's yours. All I know, I learnt from telly. 0000030886 00000 n When we can sit comfortably, . I think . Of discipline. /DecodeParms [ null << /Quality 75 >> ] Look! Since you're an educator, I'll make you a deal.
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