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Why the hell is Goebbels doin' stuff so damn peculiar? : Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd. Lt. Archie Hicox: Yeah, where is that, exactly? Adolf Hitler: : Lt. Aldo Raine: And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. Pfc. Col. Hans Landa: Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. Buongiorno. Share the best GIFs now >>> Are you going to take off your uniform? Anyway, here are the 10 Most Memorable Quotes From Inglourious Basterds. Bingo! You just say "bingo.". Sgt. Major Dieter Hellstrom: The Fhrer is attending the premiere. Lt. Aldo Raine [after brief pause] Shosanna Dreyfus: Joseph Goebbels: Lt. Aldo Raine : : And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. Bingo! The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. Omar third most so he'll be Donnie's assistant." . : However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. [from offscreen] : [in Italian] : Col. Hans Landa: "Aldo the Apache" and "the Little Man"? Yes. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. Just for the Nazis. His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. [cut back to the ditch] Lt. Aldo Raine: : This boy has done something tremendous for us. It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G. W. Pabst. If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal! Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. You know somethin', Utivich? That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Lt. Aldo Raine , You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. So you're "Aldo the Apache". But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. [to Aldo] Quite well, actually. [in French; subtitled] Few questions about what? : Before we get into who shot John, why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? [in French] To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Inglourious Basterds..ONLY BLU-RAY.NO DVD..SPECIAL EDITION..BRAD PITT at the best online prices at eBay! Col. Hans Landa: Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. : Hugo Stiglitz: Bridget von Hammersmark: I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. Col. Hans Landa: We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. [in French; subtitled] Lt. Aldo Raine I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. Donny Donowitz Col. Hans Landa This being your house, I ask your permission to switch back to English for the remainder of the conversation. : Lt. Aldo Raine What do you man, the Little Man? Or you will die tryin'. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. : Obviously, he wasn't born in America. Col. Hans Landa: Search, discover and share your favorite Inglourious Basterds GIFs. Mein Fhrer, that is just soldier's gossip. Lt. Aldo Raine Sgt. Smithson Utivich: Now, before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. Werner Rachtman Pfc. : Gwatzeeee. I respectfully refuse, sir. Lt. Aldo Raine : Am I pronouncing it correctly? Adolf Hitler: Tarantino's most powerful skill is his aptitude for dialogue. As war rages in Europe, a Nazi-scalping squad of American soldiers, known to their enemy. Like a Katzenjammer Kid. : Who are you? Narrator Lt. Aldo Raine Smithson Utivich: When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? He moves closer to Butz as Butz removes his cap to show a large swastika-shaped scar on his forehead, Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong, He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich, to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger, seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere, He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. : [in German; subtitled] [in French; subtitled] : Lt. Aldo Raine I was saying that that makes two of us. Long story short: We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. When you join my command, you take on debit. [in German] Col. Hans Landa: [after brief pause] Yeah? : Says he's gonna hug his momma. [cut back to the Basterds] That's a pretty exciting story. Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. [as-a-matter-of-factly] I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Like I said, what the fuck are we supposed to do? : He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. You still get us in that premiere? Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Col. Hans Landa: As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. Pfc. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. : Bridget von Hammersmark: And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. [in German] I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover. : [to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger] Smithson Utivich : If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Smithson Utivich: The whole movie is dubbed, so the original dialogue would have had little sense. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. "If the shoe fits, you must wear it.". Major Dieter Hellstrom: I don't speak Italian. : Bring that fucker over here! So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro. Winston Churchill: You might know him better by his nickname: "The Bear Jew". Col. Hans Landa: 0025192015397. eBay Product ID (ePID) 78807753. I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! Lt. Archie Hicox: Joseph Goebbels: Filling the cinema with Nazis and burning it to the ground. Lt. Aldo Raine: Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Lt. Aldo Raine: To confirm his suspicions he makes a mistake at the end to see if they would notice. I'm betting for OSS would be my guess. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro. Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! Lt. Aldo Raine Yeah! Donny! Col. Hans Landa: Hirschberg Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! Shosanna Dreyfus: Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. Col. Hans Landa | "That's a bingo"? [points to Iron Cross medal with his bat] : , Well, compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer how's he doing? Inglourious Basterds (2009) Brad Pitt: Lt. Aldo Raine. Marcel: [reacts in disgust] Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds tells an alternate version of WWII. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. That was the sound of my Walther. Bridget von Hammersmark: : Francesca Mondino: Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. : : Germans' nickname for you. Gorlami. Adolf Hitler: [in German] No junk in it. Col. Hans Landa: Yeah, in a basement. I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Scalp Hermann. Lt. Aldo Raine: I'm a detective. Lt. Aldo Raine: Perrier LaPadite: Lt. Aldo Raine: But they're both rodents, are they not? Well, ain't that a real nice boy? Gwatzeeee. : They'll shoot ya. After I kill that guy, you have 30 feet to get to that guy. Yes! Donny Donowitz: Col. Hans Landa Pointed right at your testicles. What's next? Something for yourself, Sir? If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I could drink Scotch and plain water. Ha! Col. Hans Landa: Are you mad? Donny Donowitz: [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men]. Sgt. It can either be a simple conversation that seems to have nothing to do with the scene, yet is full of subtext (Pulp Fiction is full of such scenes). He *was* in the film, and his brother *is* far more handsome than he. Werner Rachtman: I'm not talking about that. Simon Sakowitz And Hirschberg third most, so he'll be Donnys assistant." HIRSCHBERG . Lt. Aldo Raine: [in German] Col. Hans Landa: I'd make that deal. Gorlami. Lt. Aldo Raine: I think you show great talent. [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Bridget von Hammersmark: Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. You are not to tell anybody anything! That's a purdy exciting story. If a rat were to walk in here right now, as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? Bridget von Hammersmark: Since Goebbels has taken over, film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years. [in Italian, faking confusion] I've been chewed out before. Omar Ulmer It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. YES, SIR! [busy scalping Hermann] [calmly] So who are your three handsome escorts? [brandishing an ax] ,Pfc. When it comes to killing Nazis [one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot]. How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? : That original moviean attempt to ape The Dirty Dozen and other. Sgt. : [She holds up her fore, middle, and ring fingers]. [confused] Nazi ain't got no humanity. A general. But going as members of the German film industry, they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. No, I guess not. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark